Happy Mother’s Day, Mama! Why do we all look the same age here? ❤️
What you’re about to read might shock you more than this photo... @wikipedia will not approve a page for me. I know. I’m appalled too. When I reached out they said, “His New Girl appearance is not even recurring.” Even though I know this, it hurt. No need to rub it in. They then went on to say, “Simi Valley isn’t a notable web series [it was nominated at the mother effin @streamys]. That leaves Roswell, NM as one of the possible significant roles,” but clearly it wasn’t significant enough. Insulting me and the Streamy Awards is one thing, but ROSWELL?!? Get me 100k likes on this photo and let’s show Wiki what they’re missing out on!!!
This picture was featured in the Chicago Tribune’s travel section where I talk about my first trip ever... It was a road trip from Chicago to Florida with my parents and two sisters all shoved into a purple minivan. We stopped somewhere in Georgia to get some sleep, but the only motel in the area was covered in pubes. My mom slept in the car and the rest of the fam slept on towels on top of the bedsheets. We never road tripped again.
In honor of the Roswell season finale tonight, I’d like to share a clip from the very first role I ever played on camera: BEAR, from the future cult classic, Land of The Turtles.
Nasal Septum Deviation
Identity thief @itsjeaninemason has been posting photoshopped pics of me! Here’s a legit photo from my @regardmag shoot where I chose to do the network hot wall lean while wearing my jacket half-mast to show off my biceps that somehow didn’t photograph under this lighting, but are definitely huge.
Just a happy boy with his head in the clouds. Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes. This past year has really showed me how supported I am and that means the world to me. Here’s to everyone who has had my back along the way, keeping me permanently stoned on love ❤️